Manus Defaecarus

Woke up late, the alarm didn't sound
Hop in the shower no shampoo to be found
My cars gotta ticket, it's the 3rd this week
forgot my deoderant, my armpits stink
I'm late to the office boss is being a jerk
fucking computer crashed lost all my work
now I'm finally home and I can't wait to cut loose
gonna drop my pants, gonna drop a deuce

Chorus:
Awe damn, I just shit on my hands
God damn, I just shit on my hands
I just shit on my hands
I just shit on my hands

Now the wife is home, she's giving me lip
she grabs the last beer, won't give me a sip
damn dog just pissed on the floor
I knocked the hinge out when I slammed the door
fuck today, I'm gonna call it a night
but that's when my stomch goes tight
I'm gonna learn from my past,
now I know what it takes
got the 3-ply no more mistakes

-- Chorus --

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